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Monday, June 27

Kira





So you haven’t the slightest idea who kira is. And you wonder every day who it could be, you ponder, you imagine you contemplate and think, who is Kira? Though you may not have thought that it was a dog. Because I have a theory that it, she is, not only a dog but a cat, rooster, pig and rabbit. I’ll explain why in a moment.
This dog has a weird way of behaving, she is mild and tame, but screams and yelps incredibly deafening squeals when one tries their best to pick her up smoothly. There really isn’t a correct way, except, don’t pick her up. She is afraid, all the time, and not from big things such as loud noises or someone who wishes to hold her, but from minor things. She is scared when someone comes over to pet her, someone blows gently into her face, a touch on the nose, or even a slight movement of her food or water bowl. When her best friend died she quickly found out and started to hang out with rabbits or any other creature she met. She’ll chase a ball but won’t give it back, she’ll let you pet her, but not pick her up, she’ll eat her food, only if it is mixed, she’ll go for walks, only if she can choose where to go, and she’ll go outside for a bathroom break but when she comes back in she expects to get a treat.

Now here are the reasons I think Kira has had animals of another species as role models:

1. Kira arches her back like a cat when you pet her on her there: cat role model.
2. Kira doesn’t bark, she crows like a rooster: rooster role model.
3. Kira is afraid of any sudden motions: cat role model.
4. Kira perks up her ears at the sound of any noise and hops around the yard as would a rabbit: rabbit role model.
5. Kira eats vegetables willingly but won’t eat everything you hand her.: rabbit role model.
6. Her tail curls up in a spiral like look when she is excited: pig role model.

I also think she has been influenced by a number of human coach potatoes because she enjoys watching TV and sits around in the same spot for hours.
We didn’t buy Kira when she was little she had a previous owner and a previous name. Her original owner was going to die from a horrible disease and needed to get rid of her many pets, it’s a very sad story. Kira’s original name her original owner gave her was Marley.

2 Notes:

Anonymous Anonymous told us...

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? YOUR DOG IS ONE HUNDRED PERFECT DOG!!! SHE MIGHT BE A TAD BIT SPECIAL...BUT AREN'T WE ALL???

9:33 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous told us...

you're not jess you're claire. don't lie about my dog.

12:11 PM

 

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